Gentlemen, gentlemen, please…you're breaking TED's heart here...
Re: and I have some Satsang for you.... -- Roark Top of thread Post Reply Forum
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09/10/2016, 10:58:54
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Where does TED even begin?
First of all, Mr. Roark has just given satsang along with a holy family story that has lifted TED's spirits and the entire TRAC center for a long, long time….so, kudos to Roark.
TED rewards excellence here at TRAC, so Mr. Roark's share has just gone up to 25%, and TED says yes to the Shri Hans spread eagle lotus foot directed Holi gun, although we still haven't figured out the LED lighting, and a way to make the whole shebang solar powered.

And Roark also mentioned the many attributes of the Satguru, and although Prem does come up a bit light in almost all of the categories, Prem is well dressed, so kudos for that as well…see, he's a not complete dud after all…plus with La-ex's recent legal explanation of the new "4 in one" perfect mastership, I think we can find some good things here for everyone's taste, when we have the 4 rawat bro's to choose from......
So Mr. e-Drek, TED's a bit conflicted here, and TED don't like being in his mind anymore than he has to be…..
And I do owe so much to your wise counsel over the years, even if you do have some pretty substantial "past due" bills here at the TRAC office…
But here's the deal…if you can give some equally uplifting satsang (maybe throw in a "holy family" story too), and find us a way to make the Holi gun solar powered with the LED lighting, TED is willing to up your share to 25% too….
As far as who gets top billing, I'll let you guys flip a coin at wet sari night, OK?

So there, I think this might settle this... TED is trying to keep the peace and avoid a "dustup" at the next TRAC event…

Mr. e-Drek, the floor is yours…
Would you like to "share some satsang", brother…?

Checkbook's awaiting,
TED Farkel






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